I've never had it but vampire weekend thought it was good enough to sing about so i think it's good enough to blog aboutThat me with a banana
Hobbits who visited the shire:
"You have a neopet"
No I have a neon pet, my cat is bright yellow
*slips you one dollar
“Reblog my selfie”
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
My name is Brittany
Haha, no it’s not see how quickly lies spread on the internet
When you lift your head up and use your torso to fly
Trees have a whole new leaf of life
There’s a lot of bad things in the world but mashed potato isn’t one
When people make the same text post but in different variations
When people make variations of the same text post
When text posts make different variations of people
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
I’m a smooth criminal, no seriously feel my leg I stole a razor to shave
When someone you don’t like talks