I've never had it but vampire weekend thought it was good enough to sing about so i think it's good enough to blog about

That me with a banana

Hobbits who visited the shire:

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

There are more than 27 potato in the world
Follow for more food based fact

Lot of pressure from the people who followed
Sweetcorn can be eaten on and off the cob

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

tastefullyoffensive:

Ironic and Unfortunate Shirts Worn in Mugshots [via]

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

I fucking hate Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

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It’s insane how many notes I’m getting for this. I didn’t think so many people would agree. Also I don’t know who made the TMZ thing but bless them.

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Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

meatbicyclevevo:

If u give me one second to read the text in ur snapchat I’ll give u one second till I send u to hell

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

ragingqueermisandrist:

who the fuck hears ‘id like this character to be more visibly queer’ and interprets it as ‘id like this character to be a flamboyant stereotype’

Anonymous asked: I fucked my 60 year old math teacher so I could pass and graduate lol

ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

babyminaj:

this broke my heart