I've never had it but vampire weekend thought it was good enough to sing about so i think it's good enough to blog about

That me with a banana

Hobbits who visited the shire:

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dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush on anyone?

thatsmoderatelyraven:

brian flounders from math class

step 1: stop being beautiful
failed step 1

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timbeon:

gajeelredfox:

gajeelredfox:

this sentence is giving me a migraine 

Iggy’s gonna be the first real superstar female rapper you guys ignore Lauryn and Missy’s grammy’s and critical acclaim ignore Nicki’s platinum albumS and sell out tours and critically acclaimed mixtapes ignore it all, ms crocodile dundee dropped one mediocre 8 track mixtape and did 2 songs that everyone only knows the chorus too SHE’S the one to watch!!! 

The most depressing part of this is that lat month Nicki Minaj actually broke the record for the most appearances as a lead, collaborative, or featured guest artist on the Billboard Hot 100. But nah, forget her, she’s not important, let’s all gush about how successful Iggy Azalea is instead.

peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

drum roll please

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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them