I've never had it but vampire weekend thought it was good enough to sing about so i think it's good enough to blog about

That me with a banana

Hobbits who visited the shire:

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

"You have a neopet"
No I have a neon pet, my cat is bright yellow

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*slips you one dollar
“Reblog my selfie”

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

holy-dildo:

death noot

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

My name is Brittany

Haha, no it’s not see how quickly lies spread on the internet

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

When you lift your head up and use your torso to fly

image

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Trees have a whole new leaf of life

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

There’s a lot of bad things in the world but mashed potato isn’t one

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

When people make the same text post but in different variations

When people make variations of the same text post

When text posts make different variations of people

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I’m a smooth criminal, no seriously feel my leg I stole a razor to shave

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

When someone you don’t like talks 

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u