I've never had it but vampire weekend thought it was good enough to sing about so i think it's good enough to blog about

That me with a banana

Hobbits who visited the shire:

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fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

fragilebroken:

anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

entropy

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

touchingfingertips:

follow hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire cause she so swag and has the dolla

Tag your hate

I can’t fly. I can’t, I can’t…

How do you know? Have you ever tried?

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

mollyiswideawake:

SHE’S EIGHT

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

pastel-fag:

andy is me

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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