I've never had it but vampire weekend thought it was good enough to sing about so i think it's good enough to blog about

That me with a banana

Hobbits who visited the shire:

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  • Person: I like your name
  • Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

beyoncempire:

when someone changes their url

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deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

sailorstarengineer:

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

hitmen only hit who they’re paid to hit, rapists will rape anyone they want to. I would much rather be around a hitman than a rapist.

dafuqbruv:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

When you’ve got no horse

Neigh horse

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

dafuqbruv and touchingfingertips trying to be friends with me losers

  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

New tumblr rule

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

All reaction pics must be replaced with Adam Sandler 

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That’s a stupid idea

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Actually it is a good idea

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