I've never had it but vampire weekend thought it was good enough to sing about so i think it's good enough to blog about

That me with a banana

Hobbits who visited the shire:

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lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

weedjoke420:

TOMBELR GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this dirty sock outside mi dorm room

how 2 win

  • reblog this as many times as u want///likes DONT cont
  • MUST b folowing me dUhh
  • i will pick a weiner on 420/69/666

GOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dafuqbruv:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

dafuqbruv:

It’s crazy how we finish each other’s s

Oviet union debates

That’s what I was going to say!

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

dafuqbruv:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Imagine we used letters in place of numbers and number in place of letters

no

I think you mean 47

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

There’s certain names that you have to be born at 50 to have

Like Walter or Mary

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I’m going to become a famous actor and win an oscar and on the night when they call my name I’ll go up to collect but instead I’ll pull out a picture of oscar Wilde and say “no thanks I’ve got my own” and then retire from acting

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Before you send anon hate just think to yourself “how many toes do I have” and then count your toes, wow you have a lot of toes but why? Go find out do some research instead of sending that hate

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I’m really scared about having a baby because you can’t trade it in, like “Tommy’s a bit shitty give me Greg instead” like no that baby with you for life

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

What do you call it when you only have sex with friends

Homiesexual

howidiotic:

when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones

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snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument